Finally works out where the stairs are and works his way up them...
...crash, bang, crash....he makes such a noise he wakes up the missus.
"What the hell are you doing making all that noise on the stairs at this time in the morning....!!!!"
Crash, thump, wallop....!!!
"I'm bringing up a barrel of beer!!!"
Crash, thump, wallop...!!!
"you what???!!!!! ...wtf are you doing bringing up a barrel of beer!!!???"
"I have to, I drank it!!!" "Any economic unit can emit money. The serious problem is to get it accepted" Hyman Minsky
I also remember being taken to London in my youth, because an uncle of mine had won a design council award for designing a new and improved Beer tap. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.