That's a very good article, but I would say that, wouldn't I, being French.
A Spaniard living in Britain who wants to be French? So what have you got against being Irish? "It's a mystery to me - the game commences, For the usual fee - plus expenses, Confidential information - it's in my diary..."
French is the new communism
Interesting insight.
We need a neologism now : What about "neocommie" ? maybe "neocomm" ?