June 20th, though. Jesus. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
John McCain 2008 - John McCain for President
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the flooding throughout the Midwest. Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in the Midwest to recover and rebuild."
Feel the sincerity.
You'd think the least he could do is post them some cake.
Upon emergency fill in and distribute to press: "Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the [Insert from List 1] throughout the [Insert 2] . Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in [Insert 2] to recover and rebuild." Insert 1 list: hurricane, flood, tornado, earthquake, plague, volcano, fire, genocide, tsunami, erectile dysfunction, traffic jam, ants at the picnic IMPORTANT NOTE! Ensure Insert 2 is the same before distributing to the press!
Upon emergency fill in and distribute to press:
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the [Insert from List 1] throughout the [Insert 2] . Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in [Insert 2] to recover and rebuild."
Insert 1 list: hurricane, flood, tornado, earthquake, plague, volcano, fire, genocide, tsunami, erectile dysfunction, traffic jam, ants at the picnic
IMPORTANT NOTE! Ensure Insert 2 is the same before distributing to the press!
In an attempt to increase public support of whatever the fuck it is he thinks he's doing, President Bush trotted out the same old whoop-de-do you've heard over and over at a solemn-yet-resolute speech attended by soldiers, or religious leaders, or firemen, or some mix of ethnic-looking people from one of those countries. "We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
"We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
Plus, do we know if McCain has any volunteers? Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
I mean, they're not even trying. keep to the Fen Causeway
I still don't quite believe it myself, as when I remember who stood against him in the Primary I kinda understand how he came through. However, although I remember understanding that Romney couldn't win, several months on I can't quite bring them to mind.
As Kos said a couple of days ago, McCain didn't win the Primary, everybody else lost it before he did. keep to the Fen Causeway
The problem for McCain is that Obama was the Dem who polled well among Indies, for different reasons. McCain has been portrayed as a maverick for years by the press, while Obama's appeal is more cultural -- sort of the flipside of Obama doing poorly with rural whites on cultural grounds. I keep saying that, for all the laughable charges of "black nationalism" and the like, Obama is clearly the candidate of Yuppiedom. (They shop at Whole Foods; he uses an iPhone; Michelle tells farmers in Iowa about getting her shoes from the clearance rack at Ross, etc -- almost stereotypically yuppie.) And a huge chunk of Indies are suburban/exurban yuppies. The McCains can't connect that way. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
