Devout Internet geeks rejoice! Now you can send email even after you've been raptured!
Thanks to youvebeenleftbehind.com, your nonbeliever friends can be sent a personalized email six days after the Rapture urging them to reconsider their pagan ways and join Christ's army for the seven years of the Tribulation.
For $40 per year, you can arrange for 62 friends to receive emails from you six days after you've been raptured up to Heaven.
According to the web site: "We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system."

via Walter Jon Williams