Upon emergency fill in and distribute to press: "Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the [Insert from List 1] throughout the [Insert 2] . Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in [Insert 2] to recover and rebuild." Insert 1 list: hurricane, flood, tornado, earthquake, plague, volcano, fire, genocide, tsunami, erectile dysfunction, traffic jam, ants at the picnic IMPORTANT NOTE! Ensure Insert 2 is the same before distributing to the press!
Upon emergency fill in and distribute to press:
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the [Insert from List 1] throughout the [Insert 2] . Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in [Insert 2] to recover and rebuild."
Insert 1 list: hurricane, flood, tornado, earthquake, plague, volcano, fire, genocide, tsunami, erectile dysfunction, traffic jam, ants at the picnic
IMPORTANT NOTE! Ensure Insert 2 is the same before distributing to the press!
In an attempt to increase public support of whatever the fuck it is he thinks he's doing, President Bush trotted out the same old whoop-de-do you've heard over and over at a solemn-yet-resolute speech attended by soldiers, or religious leaders, or firemen, or some mix of ethnic-looking people from one of those countries. "We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
"We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
