"Hi there. My friend LEP called me last night and said 'L', there's something wrong with the photoblog the last month or so. It doesn't have any..... you know....sex appeal any more. Its getting boring.... Well that's what I'm here for. And I've brought along a couple of friends who I'll introduce later. LEP understands, 'if you wanna get 'em in the seats ya gotta show a little skin.' I can do that for sure. Anyway, y'all get posting and I'll see you later. L.

I told Bush; don't play chess with the freakin' Russians.