Hello poor little rich person, meet Mr baseball bat. keep to the Fen Causeway
I was sure that was The Onion.
If it's really the NYT that certainly deserves a:
Is the NYT imitating The Onion or Sex And The City? When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
you are the media you consume.