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by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 03:26:12 PM EST
Tragic Error: Giant Catfish Dies Trying to Eat Football - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News

A catfish met an unpleasant fate in Germany when it tried to eat a football floating in the river. Police patrolling the Main River say it's the weirdest case they've seen in 30 years.

 A police handout photo showing the catfish found in a sluice near the southern city of Würzburg. A giant catfish died trying to eat a soccer ball and was found floating in a river with the ball wedged in its large snout, police in Germany said.

The two-meter long fish was found on Monday in a sluice in the Main River with its teeth sunk into the blue and white plastic ball.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 03:35:16 PM EST
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And so ends Germany's Euro-hope.
by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 04:54:48 PM EST
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They were going to play the catfish in place of Ballack?
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 05:09:53 PM EST
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No, Ballack already played like a catfish...

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
by Melanchthon on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 05:50:15 PM EST
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Of course, playing like a catfish was far more elevated than shown by such bottom feeders as the... who didn't make it past the group stages.  It's not easy being second.  (In N'awlins, catfish, properly prepared, is a southern delicacy.)  I bet even that Monagesque (sp?) Alain Ducasse, couldn't cook a proper catfish.

Ballack's free kick goal against the Austrians was rather un-catfish-like, what with being the fiercest goal of the tournament and all.  ;-)

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin

by Crazy Horse on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 07:40:31 PM EST
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BBC NEWS | Europe | Drunken Swede tries to row home

A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark.

Reports say the man had been drinking in the Danish town of Helsingor but found he did not have enough money for the ferry home to Sweden.

Instead of waiting until morning, he stole a dinghy and tried to row the 5km (three miles) across the Oresund Strait to Helsingborg, police said.

But he fell asleep half-way and drifted until he was rescued by the coastguard.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 03:41:52 PM EST
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Hamlet welcoming his friend Horatio to Elsinore (Helsingor):

We'll teach you to drink deep e'er you depart.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 05:12:48 PM EST
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No Laughing Matter: Finger Pulling Championships in the Alps - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News

It may sound funny, but for some Bavarian and Austrian men finger wrestling is no joke. They take it very seriously: For them it's about prestige and honor.

In the old days, people say, it was used to settle disputes. Today it has the standing of a national sport in the Alpine region of southern Germany and neighboring Austria.

But anyone who thinks Fingerhakeln -- "finger wrestling" -- is some kind of amusing time-waster Bavarian men engage in after a few too many beers down at the village inn is very mistaken. The sport's practitioners take it very seriously.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 03:44:07 PM EST
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RAF - News By Date
The Royal Air Force has declared its Typhoon jets multi-role capable on the 1st July 2008.

Yep, soon expected in Afghanistan 'winning hearts and minds'.

The struggle of man against tyranny is the struggle of memory against forgetting.(Kundera)

by Elco B (elcob at scarlet dot be) on Tue Jul 1st, 2008 at 04:10:38 PM EST
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.. we are thhhheeeeee best...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-reign-of-spain-european-champions-of-nearly-every thing-857602.html

A pleasure

I therefore claim to show, not how men think in myths, but how myths operate in men's minds without their being aware of the fact. Levi-Strauss, Claude

by kcurie on Wed Jul 2nd, 2008 at 05:49:41 AM EST
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