I presumed you were part of the entourage....you don't fool me...I KNOW you are one of his henchmen.  Having set up a Mediterranean Union you now want to ensnare Ireland into NATO.  The island of saints and scholars is onto you!  I've arranged a meet-up with Cowen and Sarkozy in Dublin Castle after lunch - its just around the corner from the restaurant.  Tell the girls to bring their Carla posters....  no doubt there will be a say "non" to Sarkozy demo.

"It's a mystery to me - the game commences, For the usual fee - plus expenses, Confidential information - it's in my diary..."

It might also be wise to conceal your membership of the Brethren of Caol Ila or even Carla-ola. ;-)

You can't be me, I'm taken