To be completed by someone cleverer and more twisted than I, then sung to tune of some jazz-age standard such as "Come away with me, Lucile, in my merry Oldmobile."
(runs)
Also. I am NOT a bottom feeder! "Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
Being ripped to shreds by wolves over a period of several minutes after the acceptance of the sureness of death, holds far less attraction. ;-) You can't be me, I'm taken