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Yeah, St. Louis just got some lame commuter rail a few years ago.  And no thanks to the French.   Horse and buggies can be found in some of the smaller French settlements in the area.  

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by poemless on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 02:19:49 PM EST
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Really, we could blame our transport problems the French, when you think about it.  The horse-and-buggy thing made us predisposed to cars down the road.

And then you consider how Anglo Disease is really the Germans' fault, as I mentioned a while back, and it dawns on you: Fucking Europeans.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 02:48:25 PM EST
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If it weren't for the Europeans, there would be no U.S.A., let alone all the wrath that country hath wrought.  The Native Americans and their ponies weren't buring holes in the sky.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 02:56:03 PM EST
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And the Brits and the French are the ones responsible for all for all the crazy religionists -- the Brits with the Puritanism and the French with all that weird voodoo shit they've got down in Louisiana to go along with the damned buggies.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 03:03:59 PM EST
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Well, I'll take the weird voodoo shit over the nut job Puritains any day.  In fact, I'd send the zombies after the Protestant extremists.  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 04:14:32 PM EST
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And then you consider how Anglo Disease is really the Germans' fault, as I mentioned a while back

You think we should build an Anglo disease memorial in Berlin? But, hey, that disease was our revenge for the voting for Bush in 2004. Just wait what we do with your America if you vote John 'fawning Germans' McCain into office.

Der Amerikaner ist die Orchidee unter den Menschen
Volker Pispers

by Martin (weiser.mensch(at)googlemail.com) on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 03:20:19 PM EST
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That's not fair.  You sent us all your stupid people.  At least the Brits had the decency to ship them all to Australia, where they'd eventually kill themselves with water shortages.  But, no, you Continentals had to send them to Ohio.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Jul 31st, 2008 at 03:26:35 PM EST
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