What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Platonic yoghurt - you know it's the best yoghurt ever, but all you can see in the fridge is its shadow
Darwinian yoghurt - if it crawls out of the fridge on its own, don't pick a fight with it
Hegelian yoghurt - can't decide between two flavours? Mix them together. Sorted.
Socratic yoghurt - are you sure you want it? Really sure?
Cartesian yoghurt - always knows exactly where it is. Or at least, it thinks it does.
Taoist yoghurt - has no labels
Utilitarian yoghurt - plenty for everyone!
