8:8 The second angel sounded, and something like a great dog-turd was seen in the sky. One third of the sea became sewage, 8:9 and one third of the living creatures which were in the sea defecated abnormally. One third of the ships were covered in poo. 8:10 and of those that saw the great dog-turd, a third had their eyes burnt. One third turned away and towards the LORD. One third fell to their knees, and praised the turd, and worshipped it.
