I can't even think about synchronised swimming.

Ow.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

It is seriously freaky.  Creepy.  That and the rhythmic gymnastics.  I can understand the athleticism in vaulting and balance beams, and that thing the men do where they hold themselves up with those rings - amazing!  But prancing about with ribbons?  That's a sport?  Are you serious?  I'm a bit concerned that the Russians do so phenomenally well in synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.  No wonder the rest of the world doesn't trust them. ;)

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