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Coffee-loving MP Michael Fabricant mistaken for cocaine trafficker - Times Online

A Conservative MP today described the terrifying moment he was held at gunpoint and forced to eat coffee whitener to persuade a group of excitable Colombian soldiers that he was not a drugs trafficker.

Michael Fabricant, who represents the Staffordshire consitutuency of Lichfield and Burntwood, was on a South American trekking holiday with a friend last week when he was stopped by the men toting M16 rifles.

The soldiers searched through their bags and found an unlabelled jar of Coffee Mate - which Mr Fabricant had packed because he did not want to risk drinking fresh milk. Unfortunately, the soldiers thought it was cocaine - sometimes dubbed 'Colombian marching powder'.

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by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Sep 5th, 2008 at 03:09:25 PM EST
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Oh, yeah!  A real coffee lover can stand that stuff.

Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.
by metavision on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 11:46:15 AM EST
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When I was in Virginia the other week, the coffee maker had disappeared. I was clearly jonesing, and a woman going out for something offered to bring me some. She asked me if I take milk. For the crap burnt 7-11 type stuff I do (gotta mask the taste somehow). She brought it, and it came with the 'non-dairy creamer'. Yuck. But she assured me it was organic non-dairy creamer. Sorry, I'll take hormones, chemicals, anything over that stuff.
by MarekNYC on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 11:54:40 AM EST
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