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Good thing I got renter's insurance last month.  Someone broke into my apartment and stole my laptop.

Awesome.

"Is there a master key?"

"No."

"So how the fuck could they have gotten in?"

"Well, the locks are old.  They could've opened them with a credit card or something."

"(silence)"

I'm about thisclose to beating someone fucking senseless.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Aug 26th, 2008 at 03:58:15 PM EST
Shit, that's bad.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Aug 26th, 2008 at 04:13:45 PM EST
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It's bizarre, too.  They didn't steal anything else.  Not the tv, or the desktop, or the iPhone or iPod, or the game system -- nothing else.  Just the laptop.

And it's not even a very good one.  Is there big demand for clunky, four-year-old Presarios on the black market that I'm just not aware of?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Aug 26th, 2008 at 06:38:55 PM EST
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That´s awful.  I´d feel as if they had taken my head.

Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.
by metavision on Tue Aug 26th, 2008 at 04:28:59 PM EST
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