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Bicycle power is the answer. If every Briton, young and old, were only to be issued with a bicycle dynamo to generate all his or her power needs, the nation would soon be self-sufficient, and the Red Gas Menace would be vanquished once and for all.

"We shall pedal on the beaches, we shall pedal on the landing grounds, we shall pedal in the fields and in the streets, we shall pedal in the hills; we shall never surrender!"

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by martingale on Wed Aug 27th, 2008 at 08:08:51 PM EST
Beans.  Lots and lots of beans!

Red Beans.  White Beans.  Soldier Beans.  Pinto Beans.  

Britain vows to become independent of the import of gaseous products.

A doo run-run-run, a doo run-run

by ATinNM on Wed Aug 27th, 2008 at 09:11:37 PM EST
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what are soldier beans?
by MarekNYC on Wed Aug 27th, 2008 at 09:49:36 PM EST
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After the failure of revolution in Germany in 1848 Marx and Engles were trying to analyze the reasons for the failure and a possible solution.  They feared that the peasantry had been enervated by a diet that relied too much on potatoes. One of them reportedly exclaimed: "It's beans that will nourish our peasantry to a vigorous and manly disposition!"  Alas, just so much gas.

If sanity be culturally normative, then by the norms of this culture I claim insanity.
by ARGeezer (argeezer a in a circle yahoo dot com) on Wed Aug 27th, 2008 at 11:42:25 PM EST
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We only pedal in the gyms now, but can't generate some energy there? That would compensate for transportation to there, at least.
by das monde on Thu Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:48:11 AM EST
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Would it really, though? I can see that riding a bicycle to the gym instead of a car would work to reduce a person's fossil energy consumption, but the actual amount of cycling done _in_ the gym would surely be insufficient to compensate for the energy wasted in driving to the gym and back.

If you wanted to generate an equivalent amount of energy, you'd have to be pedalling a bicycle with a mass of 1 ton or thereabouts, and the hard part is slowing down at all the stop signs and accelerating up again. On the plus side, if you did this regularly, you would have excellent prospects at the Tour de France ;)

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by martingale on Thu Aug 28th, 2008 at 07:47:24 AM EST
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