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Does it have to be technically impossible? or will just extrememly difficult for practical reasons do?

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by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:51:30 PM EST
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oh and would it need to be just iPhone or can it be pushed to phones in general?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:53:35 PM EST
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iPhones and similar.

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:13:37 PM EST
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How about the instant Butler then, internet based phone software, gets you whatever you want using your phone. Say I want a particular red wine, I buy it through the phone. software checks on its local availability from knowing which particular cell i'm in. Then goes off and does the purchase in the local shop, and provides me with directions as to how to get there. once i'm there, all the money bits have already been dealt with by the phone so I just pick the stuff up which is already waiting for me. It's like online shopping only without the wait for the postman/courier.

The big problems are the size of the backend stock control databases or getting access to shops individual stock control systems, and of course security. what happens if someone steals my phone and uses it to go on a spending spree.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:26:41 PM EST
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Cue the thumbprint checker ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:28:55 PM EST
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cue the theives armed with cigar cutters. ;-)

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:36:06 PM EST
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That would be an iJames?

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:29:31 PM EST
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well if you made a seabourne Navigator programe it would have to be called the iAye Captain

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:35:22 PM EST
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Now that I like. Come to think of it, it is brilliant - a marine TomTom. GPS exists, the charts exist, but does an audience exist?

Could it have an echo sounder?
1 km range radar?
Johnny Depp's Shanty album?


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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:48:35 PM EST
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Avast Behind? ;-)

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:52:57 PM EST
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Music For Swinging Lubbers?

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:54:08 PM EST
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That's just swell.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 02:02:47 PM EST
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Sea + for that one :-)

Hey, Grandma Moses started late!
by LEP (rafifoon@yahoo.com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:05:06 PM EST
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You're out of your depth ;-p

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:06:47 PM EST
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don't listen to him his Barque's worse than his bite.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:12:53 PM EST
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I didn't ketch that last one....

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:21:33 PM EST
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snap.

we were both on the same tack there.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:25:24 PM EST
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i'll take your marks onboard.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:11:41 PM EST
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Schooner rather than later....

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:22:14 PM EST
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I Ketch your drift.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:24:28 PM EST
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Be careful or I'll trawl-rate you ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:26:51 PM EST
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that would be a drag.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:30:34 PM EST
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Well stop harpooning on about it then ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:33:55 PM EST
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well i'm having a Whale of a time.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:36:56 PM EST
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At least you're not blubbering like usual....

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:49:29 PM EST
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well it's that or baleen out.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 04:00:01 PM EST
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I've been working for 10 minutes on RoRo row your boat ashore, but so far all I've come up with is crabs.

/tautological puns

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:30:40 PM EST
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well, thats all the hanging round with sailors.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:34:47 PM EST
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Tar for that

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 03:50:09 PM EST
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when it comes down to it I don't know Jack.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 04:05:56 PM EST
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Shuffle the deck

/wakeful period

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 04:42:13 PM EST
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I bow to your skills

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 04:47:56 PM EST
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I'm playing with my Fender

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 05:04:23 PM EST
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Thats the line you feed to everyone isn't it. ;-)

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 05:38:26 PM EST
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The audience probably does exist, although where the balance point is between costs and numbers would be difficult to gauge. If it was too popular, would it result in too many people going to sea in their sailing boats and thus increasing the social costs in coastguards, lifeboats, and airsea rescue people. (although with the current vogue for socialisng the costs and privatising the profits its a business model that would sell in the city and on wall st.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:59:25 PM EST
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Having steered a large open boat, with a Perkins between my feet, through unfamiliar waters in the Finnish archipelago, and a plastic chart case on the seat, I could certainly see how an interactive mobile marine chart version could be a killer.

The map would always be oriented in the direction the phone is pointing. Standard courses would be marked, including your deviation. Depth alarms (based on chart position). Time to destination. Compass. Hmmmm!

Shall we take this one to Nokia? ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 02:24:38 PM EST
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Well if we don't someone will.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 02:30:30 PM EST
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This marine navigator function should have an available video output to drive a larger display, something you could glance at without having to take your eyes off of everything else for too long.

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 02:55:16 PM EST
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GPS appeared on boats before it appeared on land.

The real thing often comes with real time depth mapping, because silt tends to move, so at the edges of a channel you can't be sure of the safe depth. It also varies with tidal phase and season.

See e.g. here.

Also, Nokia might not go for it because there are a lot more drivers than boat owners. ;)

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 07:42:24 PM EST
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jellyfish locator?

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~
by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 04:07:26 PM EST
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One could fancy an incorporated LCD projector, but there is no obvious full colour optical technology available, let alone battery power etc. Also a bit boring.

Or a perfume analyser, so that you could sidle up to someone fanciable at the bar, do the metrics and read off the screen surreptitiously and say "I love a woman who wears 'Tom of Finland'

There is no portable technology to do this yet, but it is not beyond the realm of possibility.

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by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 at 01:07:26 PM EST
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