Get a really supportive person to sit with you --and your favorite beer-- at the computer, to let you procrastinate a while and then brainstorm a cv of any sort.  Even if it is copying your last one.  Next, you take a break to laugh and rant, before you try to polish it ... a little.

Then you give yourself a big treat, (rinse and repeat for several days).

Another way is to first, find a motivating job offer that will inspire a cv out of you.  (;

Ooops!  Forgot the essential question:  What do I want to do when I grow up?

Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.