You know, the past couple of days have provided proof to me that, if there is a God, he/she/it has a vicious sense of humor.  In fact, I'm almost convinced that Bill Maher is God, because this reads like a Bill Maher standup routine.

Between the Republicans rushing to take political advantage of a storm that turned out to be not a big deal, and Sarah Palin, major winger and abstinence-only advocate, revealing that her teenage daughter did precisely what we on the Left know kids do when they don't get the education -- I mean, really, you can't buy writing like this.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin