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Daily Kos: McCain Hasn't Read Paulson's Plan

ANCHOR: As for the massive Wall Street bailout McCain insists it have...

JSM: Oversight that is effective and transparent. We need people like Warren Buffet and Mike Bloomberg and Mitt Romney to have an oversight of this. We can't put that responsibility in the hands of one person.

ANCHOR: The crunch question. Would you vote for it as it's presently constructed?

JSM: I have not had a chance to see it in writing so I have to examine that.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:33:45 PM EST
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Yeah, that's going to be big if it gets any coverage.  McCain's whole play of "suspending" his campaign seems to be evaporating.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:36:59 PM EST
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McCain's whole campaign seems to be evaporating.

Are the debates still on, or is Obama going to be having a conversation with an empty podium tomorrow?

(Not that's necessarily an either/or.)

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:46:03 PM EST
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Obama has apparently told Lehrer he's willing to do a sit-down with Lehrer or a townhall in which the folks in the audience can ask questions.

He should, if that happens, offer to foot the bill.  Ole Miss and the city of Oxford spent a lot of money to get this together, and it really is bullshit, unbelievably selfish, that McCain has done this to them.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:50:05 PM EST
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I don't think John McCain understands stuff like cost. After all, his wife pays for everything. As for selfish, well duh !! He's a republican.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 01:06:59 PM EST
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I reckon the Onion or Jon Stewart must see stuff like that and wonder how they can top it.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:37:44 PM EST
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well that takes me back to the Tom Lehner quote

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."


Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 12:58:31 PM EST
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There's a reason Weekly World News does better satire than The Onion these days without either of them having changed their game in years.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 01:40:29 PM EST
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INVESTMENT BANKERS FLOOD INTO MEXICO & CANADA

TORONTO, CANADA - Thousands of proud but recently fired investment bankers are flooding into Mexico and Canada in a desperate bid to find steady work and job security that are no longer available in the U.S.!

A spokesman for the U.S. Border Patrol says an astonishing 500 to 1,000 citizens are crossing our Northern and Southern borders every day, some with the help of smugglers who charge up to $10,000 a pop to pack them in refrigerator boxes or roll them up in carpets and sneak them over in trucks.

Mexican border patrol officers are now working around the clock to stop this new influx of American immigrants.

"They used to try to stop us from heading over there, but now they want to come over here," says one member of the Mexican policia whose squad lines up to stop flow of briefcase-carrying freeloaders.
"They make fun of us and don't want us over there," he says. "Well, we don't want them over here either!"

"I grew up in America and I love my country, but Lord knows, I have to make a living," Peter Starmeyer, 38, says from the makeshift plywood and cardboard shanty he now calls home on Toronto's increasingly seedy west side.

"When Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy and I lost my job, I had no other choice. The only way for me to keep living the American dream was to move to Canada where businesses value and respect workers and try to help them hold on to their jobs."



In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 03:05:27 PM EST
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My favorite is still the scene in The Day After Tomorrow, in which Americans try to get into Mexico only to find Mexico seals the border.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 03:11:51 PM EST
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Yeah I almost posted that one to the salon yesterday.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Thu Sep 25th, 2008 at 03:46:45 PM EST
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