I never know anymore. A vivid image of what should exist acts as a surrogate for reality. Pursuit of the image then prevents pursuit of the reality -- John K. Galbraith
Inside John McCain's campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. "It would be fantastic," said a McCain insider. "You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week."
Ah the happy scene. As traditional an american scene as they come, authoritarianism and forced pregnancy all wrapped up in a small town megamedia bonanza, brought to you exclusively by the highest bid network live in your sitting room.....and now a word from our sponsor keep to the Fen Causeway
Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
And my fav:
I laughed so hard I nearly crapped in my pants.
Gold.... pure gold... The Dr. Evil poster is genius....
Many...so many...jokes.... Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
It helps that McCain hasvery bad taste in stunts.
No, Mig, I'm afraid this as real as it gets. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
But if they're doing the wedding, the poster is totally believable. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
Tina Fey part-literally copied the stumbling lines in the latest Saturday Night Live skit (see this Clemons post). Very effective.
Only in a more professional and measured way, obviously.
I kid you not: Tina Fey used Palin's exact words. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
What can you say? Tina Fey is more credible as VP.
And if she doesn't want to be VP, she could always play one on TV.
