Me coming from advanced research I know that the shit you buy is crap and would last ten times longer, burn brighter save for the fact that assholian bean counters mandate that in this country sans the slave labor of China one must make seven thousand of these pieces of shit they sell you at Walmart per hour.
I am after your freeerisa.com golden parachute package and your reservation to your personal underground safehouse "secure location" don't you know.
