The Helsinki meet will be for smokers and other admitted drug takers. Coffee and tea addicts are fine too. The 'anything that turns you on' bunch. Of course, there will be no forced passive participation in any of these rituals - a separate room will be provided for breaks for each addiction, including anal retentiveness. Capgras patients will be offered special accommodation.

There is only one condition for attendance at the Helsinki meet: you cannot fly there. But you can videoconference. That way, in virtual space, what you do to yourself is merely pixels. There is no passive experience in virtual space. It's just words, images and your memory.

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