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Stuffed French Toast? I must apologize to the French persons among us for what American entrepreneurs are doing to the great French cuisine. Still, I must also take a portion of that apology back.

In America, if you want real French cuisine, you need to be wealthy. I'm not talking about French fries or morning cruisants. I'm talking about the real thing. What we need over here is a "slow food" French franchise that would allow everyone to participate in the tastes of France. So where are you? Come and make a million with a "slow food" French food chain so that we can all enjoy its fruits.

If you are a poor man today in America, all you have going for you is McDonalds. We need help.

by shergald on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:03:46 AM EST
Good French "Slow Food" can't be made in a chain, really. At least one that'd be reasonably affordable. Chains require cost cutting, repeatability, automatisms - which are incompatible with French cuisine.

Un roi sans divertissement est un homme plein de misères
by linca (antonin POINT lucas AROBASE gmail.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:12:29 AM EST
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Well, it was done with Chinese food, like Lian Chin, and while it wasn't the best, it was adequate for people who liked Chinese food. Worth a try. Hamburger is one thing; have you tried the latest dried up tasteless chicken breast sandwiches. Ugh!

by shergald on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 03:53:24 PM EST
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Something like the Les Routiers restaurants might be an idea. Except that you used to have similar places generically called "Mom and Pop" restaurants, which the fast food places destroyed.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:34:45 AM EST
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As people get sick of McDonalds, they will come back. We need a visionary here.

by shergald on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:00:53 PM EST
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It's the other way around.  As people grow up with McDonalds, they become incapable of understanding or appreciating real food.  I know many, MANY people for whom the notion that some food is better than others, on quality grounds, is completely alien, even snobbish and offensive.

People getting tired of McDonalds is like someone getting tired of crack.  It just doesn't work that way.

by Zwackus on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 07:06:50 PM EST
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Especially when considering that McDonalds is made to build some withdrawal symptoms. When I ate less in order to lose weight, I still sometime ate at McDonalds - and the high sugary content made me go into hypoglycaemia a few hours after the meal...

Un roi sans divertissement est un homme plein de misères
by linca (antonin POINT lucas AROBASE gmail.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 07:21:07 PM EST
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The conclusion is that America is too poor to afford French cuisine? How do we do it?

(</snark> - we eat at McDo too, and have a heavily industrialised agri-business ourselves)

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:35:13 AM EST
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Well, you can laugh Jerome, but what you are really saying is that French cuisine is only for the wealthy. That automatically makes it a right wing cuisine.

France, the country which specifically revolted for the poor, can do better. Besides, as you know, Americans are supposed to hate the French for wisely staying out of Iraq. The French government should really be considering at this time a diplomatic effort to regain the historical love we have always had for France, who made our own revolution possible.

A government sponsored restaurant chain with a Statute of Liberty at the door is just the thing. Somebody propose this to Sarkosy. He's crazy enough to buy into it.

by shergald on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:06:36 PM EST
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Not sure how "real" it is, but you can get French cuisine at any number of restaurants on the side streets off Bourbon in NOLA.  Served by real live French.  And it doesn't cost an arm and a leg.  (I wouldn't call it dirt-cheap either, but it's certainly not outrageous.)

Plus, the French eat Mickey-D's, too.  Quite a bit, actually, as I understand it.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:40:33 AM EST
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There are plenty of reasonably priced French places in NYC. Not fast food cheap, but not crazy either. The type of places that cost a fortune are like that in France as well. In fact, high end food is currently cheaper here courtesy of the dollar decline.
by MarekNYC on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 10:57:17 AM EST
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My point is this: if the Italians, the Chinese, and the Mexicans can do it, why can't the French?

Do I have to go to NOLA or NYC to eat French? And who will pay for the plane tickets?

by shergald on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:14:10 PM EST
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The prime ingredient to good food is giving a damn.  

I've eaten at wonderful (bistro-level) restaurants in rural New Mexico and horrible, highly praised "haute cuisine" -- more like 'haunted' by ghosts of flavors past cuisine -- in Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York.  If they care, good food results.  Without care, not.

by ATinNM on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 11:34:45 AM EST
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While living in Northridge, CA we were blessed with an excellent Mexican restaurant that served superb Mexican cuisine with a somewhat California twist of having generally low fat, healthy delicious food served with a flair and owned by a young man from Durango.  Its clientèle was about half immigrant and half anglo, its prices were very reasonable and it was about two miles from our house.

A mile away was an excellent Thai restaurant that was very similar in nature, owned by Thai immigrants and with cuisine similarly adapted to California sensibilities.  There were excellent Vietnamese Pho resturants within 3 miles of the house along with other "fusion" resturants. Here in Mountain Home, AR we had one good Mexican family restaurant that was destroyed by a tornado in February.   There remain a presentable upscale, overpriced chain resturant and others, who are run by those of appropriate national origins but who seem unable to properly prepare or present their menus.  Typical Southern fare is about two steps down from that which made English cuisine an oxymoron until recently.  

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."

by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 12:57:09 PM EST
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And a surefire way to find people that care is to go to places that have a lot of repeat business, ie where they know that people can come back often if the stuff is good - and won't if it's not.

Thus the restaurants and Brasseries in the Paris business districts, as well as in purely residential areas, are usually excellent, because they cannot afford to lose the local clientele. The touristy places are more uneven.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 01:40:24 PM EST
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I used to live in the same town as the best Thai place in the LA basin.

Then it was "discovered" --- whimper

Busloads, literally, of customers arriving hourly destroyed the place.  

by ATinNM on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 02:54:29 PM EST
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some of the tastiest food i ever had was from little corner trattorias, with one huge stewpot going in the kitchen, and the owner-cook pressing you to taste before deciding to enter and sit down.

some things don't scale up easy...

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 11:49:40 AM EST
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If you get over to the Istria region of Croatia, go to Rovigno and look for Chef Toni's Gastonica (sp?). Best gnocchi in my life - distinctly Istrian style.

paul spencer
by paul spencer (spencerinthegorge AT yahoo DOT com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 12:02:02 PM EST
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ah.  Ah!  AH!  <insert>Gastronomical orgasm</insert>

A long simmering soup with fresh stuff thrown into the pot on a regular basis.  Served with freshly ground, hot-out-of-the-oven, bread slathered with Fresh (no salt, please) Butter.  Toss in a bottle of the wine the cook added to the broth.  Afterwards a light salad with fresh veggies, black oil-cured olives, topped with a wee tad of the local cheese and herbs; dressed with REAL (20 year+) aged Balsamic Vinegar and olive oil.

Completely simple.  Absolutely divine.

by ATinNM on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 03:01:52 PM EST
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on freshly baked, crispy bread - there is truly nothing better.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:11:52 PM EST
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Standard US food is over salted, to my taste.  The fats in Fresh butter tone it down.  

If the food is balanced then I agree.

by ATinNM on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:22:52 PM EST
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Actually there is something better: salted marrow on freshly baked bread. Yum.
by MarekNYC on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 04:29:51 PM EST
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you guys!

good thing i've had my evening 'spaghettata all'incazzata' or i'd be heading for the kitchen!

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Sat Sep 6th, 2008 at 06:18:58 PM EST
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