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So I can't bring a sixth pack of matches on the plane, but Grandma Obama can bring a spear and a shield?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 11:38:04 AM EST
Well it all depends who you're going to throw them at.

If you tell them that you're buying petrol when you get to washington for the present incumbent, I'm sure they'll buy you some matches if you havent got any.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 11:47:30 AM EST
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It's not a weapon, it's a ceremonial item.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 11:54:56 AM EST
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Ah, the zulu defence.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 01:46:12 PM EST
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better hope that Michael Caine isn't guarding the border or she'll never get in.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 02:25:16 PM EST
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