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perhaps it's bats loosening bolts in revenge?

Wind farms cause thousands of bats to die from trauma - Times Online

Wind turbines pose a far more serious risk to bats than birds because their blades cause air pressure imbalances that can inflict fatal trauma.

A six-week study at two wind farms in the eastern United States recorded 1,764 and 2,900 bat fatalities. Another American project found that bat deaths outnumbered bird deaths in Montana by two to one. Though death rates in Europe are generally lower than this, extensive bat casualties have been reported in Britain.



Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:44:23 PM EST
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Like anyone believes that bats with spanners can fly.

Please.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:07:45 PM EST
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who needs spanners when you have sucker feet?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:17:41 PM EST
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Or a giant glowing eye and secret telekinetic powers?
by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:28:20 PM EST
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you keep mentioning things like that and you'll find the vans motor failing in the middle of nowhere, and then you'll be dragged off and probed.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:31:33 PM EST
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By telekinetic bats who don't like wind power?

This isn't Wales you know.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:37:32 PM EST
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I know, you're heading for parts even more foreign.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:08:14 PM EST
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["We can't stop here - this is bat country" Alert™]
by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:37:11 PM EST
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Well I somehow doubt that the contents of the rear of your vehicle will be anywhere near the same.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:44:53 PM EST
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European bats or African bats?

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:29:30 PM EST
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bats not swallows.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:32:04 PM EST
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Iknow, but maybe an African bat could fly carrying a spanner (or a monkey wrench).

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:49:15 PM EST
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and you can't use two as spanners dont have husks.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:45:31 PM EST
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Well, if it's an adjustable spanner, you can put a string through the handle's hole...

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:51:57 PM EST
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Perhaps you should use mole grips instead.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:55:22 PM EST
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