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Thursday Open Thread | 161 comments (161 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 3)

Like anyone believes that bats with spanners can fly.

Please.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:07:45 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 4)

who needs spanners when you have sucker feet?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:17:41 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

Or a giant glowing eye and secret telekinetic powers?

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:28:20 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

you keep mentioning things like that and you'll find the vans motor failing in the middle of nowhere, and then you'll be dragged off and probed.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:31:33 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

By telekinetic bats who don't like wind power?

This isn't Wales you know.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:37:32 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

I know, you're heading for parts even more foreign.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:08:14 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

["We can't stop here - this is bat country" Alert™]

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:37:11 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

Well I somehow doubt that the contents of the rear of your vehicle will be anywhere near the same.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:44:53 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

European bats or African bats?

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet

by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:29:30 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 2)

bats not swallows.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:32:04 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (4.00 / 3)

Iknow, but maybe an African bat could fly carrying a spanner (or a monkey wrench).

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet

by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 02:49:15 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (none / 1)

and you can't use two as spanners dont have husks.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:45:31 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (none / 1)

Well, if it's an adjustable spanner, you can put a string through the handle's hole...

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet

by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:51:57 PM EST
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Re: UFOs attack wind farms! (none / 1)

Perhaps you should use mole grips instead.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jan 8th, 2009 at 03:55:22 PM EST
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Thursday Open Thread | 161 comments (161 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)