Now that's not a headline you see every day. Let me guess, over fishing has led to over population of waters by jellyfish.

keep to the Fen Causeway

How big is a giant jellyfish?

En un viejo país ineficiente, algo así como España entre dos guerras civiles, poseer una casa y poca hacienda y memoria ninguna. -- Gil de Biedma

The Japanese authorities will know what to do: summon Ebirah, or perhaps Ganime or Gezora, if they are not still suffering from that alien possession thing. Decisive action is needed before these jellyfish develop enough of a brain to be truly malevolent! Or perhaps they should just issue an "All Monsters Attack!" directive. These giant jellyfish must have resulted from the pollution produced by Chinese factories!

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."