Saving Wild Places Will Save the Planet
Balderdash!, I say. It's not about saving the planet, it's about saving the quality of life for you fucking worthless humans, who I hope go extinct in the very near future. I'm a bacterial/fungal organism myself, and we're doing just fine. (Fucking humans! Bah!) In the end, might makes right. Nothing has changed since the caveman.
You're a truffle.
