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Tiger Woods Car Accident: BIZARRE - SB Nation

Just for the record, let's look at what we know so far about the Tiger Woods car accident that apparently has him in "serious condition" right now. Or, maybe he's fine. Depends on who you ask, I suppose. What do we know so far?

Apparently, Woods pulled out of his driveway and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Still, no airbags deployed and he was presumably going at modest speed, so... How could he have possibly suffered "serious" injuries from that accident alone? And what "charges" are pending if it was a fender bender with a fire hydrant and a neighborhood tree. Not to go all CONSPIRACY theorist on you, but it just doesn't make sense.

Or, if he did suffer the injuries in the accident, how could it possibly have happened with him sober and coherent? It is pretty damn difficult to hit a fire hydrant and THEN hit a tree on a different person's property. Although if you're drunk or otherwise impaired, it's much easier.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Nov 27th, 2009 at 03:57:03 PM EST
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It was Klatsch, and then Thud and then Ouch.

En un viejo país ineficiente, algo así como España entre dos guerras civiles, poseer una casa y poca hacienda y memoria ninguna. -- Gil de Biedma
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Nov 27th, 2009 at 03:58:41 PM EST
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About as likely as a hole in one...
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Fri Nov 27th, 2009 at 04:47:07 PM EST
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