I ate at a new Turkish restaurant. The Hungarian server and her headscarved Turkish colleague where chattering exitedly -- in German. While the Hungarian one's German was rather broken groundschool-level, the Turkish one's was native level. How and why did she get to this austere place, I wondered. On leaving, I ventured to tell her 'Thank you - Danke schön" -- she lit up with a smile to the ears.

_{*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.}