After trying everything else to solve a particularly annoying problem, I:
I offer this ground-breaking procedure as Public Service to the ET community specifically and World-at-Large free, gratis, and without charge.
I hesitated before publishing the findings of my research as it might, possibly, lead those without my 35+ years of computer experience to do likewise. However, I decided the potential good outweighed the potential dangers of a mass movement into, in the jargon, "RTFM, dumbass."
you are the media you consume.