i didn't know ducks could be fierce, but geese were know sometimes to castrate men, or so i read in a story about opera castrati.
that page is funny, imagine, not being permitted elephants in new york city! ~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~
watching the new farmhand who hasnt dealt with them before can be quite entertaining. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.