Again: A hung parliament is conceivable, but I'd bet on the blowout long before that. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
If Brown's hoping to win this by attacking Cameron's Etonian background, he's kidding himself, too.
NuLabour needs to get down and dirty. I humbly submit the following classic attack:
"Cameron has been known to masticate in public and his daughter was a notorious, flagrant, thespian at her university."
The Monster Raving Loony Party vote IS, after all, up for grabs.
(Oh man. With Brown at the helm Labour is going to get slaughtered.)