In honour of European Tribune, I'll be putting on the Brussels in about an hour. I'm also in charge of the salad, the cheese, crackers, coffee and avecs. I have to relinquish command of the kitchen come Yule. My desire to experiment is not appreciated at this most traditional of times. I will be slipping in some congura pickle and some brinjal pickle in protest ;-)

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