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You mean, Santa has to go through US immigration?
by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:49:11 AM EST
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Not to worry, he's over Siberia now, and if I remember correctly, we'd looked in someone's eyes and seen his soul thereabouts.  I reckon Santa's kosher with Homeland Security.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:52:29 AM EST
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Actually, scratch that.  I made the mistake of looking at the map and guessing rather than reading the location below (didn't see it at first).

I must now conclude that Santa is causing the energy crisis.  Why would you go west to the Great Wall and then back east to Shanghai?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 10:05:02 AM EST
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In one minute from now he reaches Christmas Island...
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 11:00:45 AM EST
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