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by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:04:03 AM EST
Santa is carpet bombing!  The Pentagon and Jack Bower got to Santa!

In the end, might makes right. Nothing has changed since the caveman.
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:09:48 AM EST
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Who is Jack Bower?
by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:12:15 AM EST
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In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:15:43 AM EST
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Is this the one who has been robbing banks to pay his elves?
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:14:41 AM EST
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LOL, I didn't know that he escaped with help of his rendeers? :-)
by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:16:49 AM EST
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I just checked the site. It says he is now in North Korea. Will he make it out safely? If he does get out, will they arrest him when he gets to the U.S.?
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:42:26 AM EST
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You mean, Santa has to go through US immigration?
by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:49:11 AM EST
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Not to worry, he's over Siberia now, and if I remember correctly, we'd looked in someone's eyes and seen his soul thereabouts.  I reckon Santa's kosher with Homeland Security.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:52:29 AM EST
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Actually, scratch that.  I made the mistake of looking at the map and guessing rather than reading the location below (didn't see it at first).

I must now conclude that Santa is causing the energy crisis.  Why would you go west to the Great Wall and then back east to Shanghai?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 10:05:02 AM EST
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In one minute from now he reaches Christmas Island...
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 11:00:45 AM EST
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hey fran an'all

you already guessed italy's so i'll put hawaii's

MELE KALIKAMAKA!

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 09:53:54 AM EST
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That reminds me, I haven't watched National Lampoons yet.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 10:05:59 AM EST
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The deal is, the kids go to bed when Santa reaches France...  :)
by Sassafras on Thu Dec 24th, 2009 at 05:56:31 PM EST
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