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A line too far for Lidl as 100kg of cocaine turns up in banana boxes | World news | The Guardian

It is famous for its budget offers and rock-bottom prices but when the Lidl supermarket chain received several batches of high-grade cocaine at its Spanish stores last weekend it decided that that was one product which would not be making it on to the shelves.

Instead the budget supermarket group called in the police to solve the mystery of how a dozen of its stores had each received hundreds of thousands of euros worth of neatly wrapped cocaine mixed in with their fresh bananas.

The drugs were discovered at the bottom of banana boxes that went to stores in Madrid, Plasencia and the town of Cáceres. The bananas, which had been imported by sea from Ecuador, arrived at the Mercamadrid wholesale fruit and vegetable market in Madrid last week. There they were snapped up by buyers from Lidl and the Alcampo supermarket group.



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by In Wales (inwales aaat eurotrib.com) on Mon Jan 4th, 2010 at 03:33:19 PM EST
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I'd heard that smoking banana skins was supposed to get you high, but I always thought it was one of those student myths

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Mon Jan 4th, 2010 at 04:55:31 PM EST
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Somewhere out there is a severely disapointed cocaine importer, whos responsible employees have a spectacularly short life expectancy

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Jan 4th, 2010 at 05:27:14 PM EST
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The very fact that the cocaine was under the bananas that went to the stores would indicate that already something untoward had happened to said "employees".

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Mon Jan 4th, 2010 at 08:39:30 PM EST
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I dunno. I figure a certain amount of inventory shrinkage is already calculated into the business model.

The fact is that what we're experiencing right now is a top-down disaster. -Paul Krugman
by dvx (dvx.clt ät gmail dotcom) on Tue Jan 5th, 2010 at 03:06:11 AM EST
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