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How to explain all this? The researchers give up: "We do not have a theory that reconciles all of these findings."
Left-handers are bullied as children, and discriminated against as adults. This explains the school underperformance and the multiple ailments they suffer as adults. But the school underperformance is not because of lower ability, but because of bullying and institutionalised right-handedness. Therefore, those left-handed men who perform despite their oppressive social environment are actually above average.

Left-handed girls are not bullied as left-handed boys are. Boy and Girl playground dynamics are known to differ substantially. The absence of selection pressure on the left-handed girls due to handedness explains the lack of observed difference as adults.

How's that for a theory?

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 04:17:10 AM EST
Better then the one we are going to hear from the "experts."  

God do I hate this kind of crap.  

The Fates are kind.

by Gaianne on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 04:50:15 AM EST
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And how do girls manage to escape institutionalised right-handedness? Methinks your theory to reconcile all the findings has a few holes.

You're clearly a dangerous pinko commie pragmatist.
by Vagulus on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 06:48:30 AM EST
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They have institutionalised sexism to deal with. Left-handedness is a second-order effect in their case.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 06:52:06 AM EST
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Ooook... I'll take that as relaxed banter (I tend to take things too seriously: I must fight my nature).

From the above FT article:

research shows that left-handers are more likely to suffer from language disorders, autism, dyslexia, "schizotypal behaviour patterns", seizures and post-traumatic stress disorder.

I'm quoting that lest we forget there's a neurologic basis for left-handedness, which is not fully understood. Provided that scientific curiosity is kept alive, I think the prudence of a sentence like "We do not have a theory that reconciles all of these findings" is commendable.

You're clearly a dangerous pinko commie pragmatist.

by Vagulus on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 07:15:32 AM EST
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I forgot. Full disclosure: I'm right handed !

You're clearly a dangerous pinko commie pragmatist.
by Vagulus on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 07:27:59 AM EST
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If handedness genetically linked to sex? Autism seems to be.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 08:37:01 AM EST
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Aha!
In 1998, a study suggested that approximately 7 to 10 percent of the adult population was left-handed, and that left-handedness is more common in males than females.
(Source: Wikipedia)

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 09:36:42 AM EST
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Could mistreatment and a right-handed environment not be a reason for neurologic pathologies?

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:07:34 PM EST
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Theory, schmeory.  Baby Jesus just hates lefties.  They told me so on teevee.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 08:00:53 AM EST
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 Baby Jesus just hates lefties

And redheads, too...

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
by Melanchthon on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 09:40:03 AM EST
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That would put me in with the Enochians ;-)

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 10:09:50 AM EST
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Becoming good friends with some of the school toughs, was one way to avoid being bullied by them or others.  The tough, problem kids seemed to find it somehow flattering that a scrawny left handed, brainy kid would seek their friendship. I really didn't realize what I was doing at the time except that I just didn't except the fact that a tough couldn't also be a nice person, not to mention a valuable friend. I realize now that many of these kids had really bad home lives.  It should have come as no surprise that they also had coping problems.  Maybe that was the common bond after all.

I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell. _ Blood Sweat & Tears
by Gringo (stargazing camel at aoldotcom) on Tue Feb 24th, 2009 at 04:37:28 PM EST
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Left-handers are bullied as children

How common is this today (as opposed to even 40 years ago? I wasn't.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:04:11 PM EST
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I'm just assuming it is more likely given all the other information given in the original quote about "social skills", school performance and adult PTSD.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:08:08 PM EST
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I get it, so you mean bullied in general, not bullied for being left-handed.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:20:06 PM EST
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I am taking left-handedness as the most easily ascertained characteristic in a cluster of correlated neurophysiological characteristics.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:24:53 PM EST
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Is it? I'm told most "left-handed" people are left-handed in some things, and right-handed or both-handed in others. Though if we focus only on writing, that may be enough for the purposes of correlatedness.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 01:06:09 PM EST
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Well, that would be the "theory" I was advancing in my top-level comment.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Feb 25th, 2009 at 01:11:58 PM EST
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