And it sounds like you've got the squirrel protein cornered.
and Sac State has a large arboretum suitable for trapping which nobody goes to. Too outdoorsy for students.
In terms of being a lentil/chick pea farmer, I'd rather be Salma Hayak's truffle supplier, assuming I have a choice. :) In the end, might makes right. Nothing has changed since the caveman.