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We're in lock down here because of an emergency of some kind.

Can't be a drill, so I'm thinking either one of the idiot construction workers hit a gas pipe or there's been a drive-by.

I'm inclined to blame pig flu, though.

Exciting!

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:34:34 AM EST
Ah, I wasn't far off: Some nutcase with a gun outside, apparently.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:42:39 AM EST
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Some nutcase with a gun outside

Glenn Beck?

"Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet

by Melanchthon on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:46:23 AM EST
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No way.  Beck's a pansy, just like all the winger blowhards.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:48:47 AM EST
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Beck might better be "re-purposed" as a Jimmy Swaggart TV Evangelist.  He seems to have the requisite control over his tear ducts.

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:18:57 PM EST
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Psycho killer on the loose or pig flu.  

I'm obsessed with pig flu.  Like, no one has explained how it got from pigs to humans.  They explain how it mutated.  But not how we got it from pigs.  Pig sneezes?  

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky

by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:44:16 AM EST
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Bestiality, no doubt.  A predictable outcome of the Homosexual Agenda(TM) (right after "Be Absolutely Fabulous" on the daily schedule).

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:47:38 AM EST
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poemless:
I'm obsessed with pig flu.  Like, no one has explained how it got from pigs to humans.  They explain how it mutated.
Were you asking the same question when bird flu was the scare du jour?

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:52:23 AM EST
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Bird sneezes?  I haven't heard much about bird flu in America, so I guess I've not given it any thought.  They keep stressing you can't get swine flu from eating pork

...

When I think of bird flu, I think of birds getting sick, not humans.  But no one is talking about pigs getting sick now.  Just people.

Sometimes my cat and I get sick at the same time...  Cat flu?

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky

by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:19:42 PM EST
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poemless:
I haven't heard much about bird flu in America, so I guess I've not given it any thought.
But there was a global scare a few years ago and the US government stockpiled tamiflu and vaccines in preparation for a bird flu pandemic that never came.

Bird flu, by the way, is still infecting humans...

WHO | Avian influenza

WHO is coordinating the global response to human cases of H5N1 avian influenza and monitoring the corresponding threat of an influenza pandemic. Information on this page tracks the evolving situation and provides access to both technical guidelines and information useful for the general public.


Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:22:01 PM EST
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Well, the swine flu came.

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky
by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:22:50 PM EST
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the US government stockpiled tamiflu and vaccines in preparation for a bird flu pandemic that never came.

I remember considerable speculation that all of the flu scares at the turn of the millennium were ginned up by Roche to encourage sales of their market leading drug (Tamiflu) before it went out of copyright.

It has gone quiet on the flu front for a few years really, compared to the endless hype back then, and now we're getting something that might be a genuine problem. Roche must be distraught they can't clean up cos it's out of copyright now.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:38:30 PM EST
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Wouldn't the following be fun?

Concern swine flu may be Tamiflu resistant | Otago Daily Times Online

Two New Zealanders expert in genetic shifts and mutations of influenza strains say there is a risk that the swine flu virus spreading out of Mexico may acquire resistance to Tamiflu.


Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:41:14 PM EST
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They are developing a vaccine for it as we speak...

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky
by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:47:32 PM EST
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I think the health professionals are so scared of the possibility of an avian flu epidemic that they are consciously staying quiet about it. The WHO articles on this topic are quite scary...
by asdf on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 11:21:39 PM EST
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BBC:What about bird flu?

The strain of bird flu which has caused scores of human deaths in South East Asia in recent years is a different strain to that responsible for the current outbreak of swine flu.

The latest form of swine flu is a new type of the H1N1 strain, while bird, or avian flu, is H5N1.

Experts fear H5N1 hold the potential to trigger a pandemic because of its ability to mutate rapidly.

However, up until now it has remained very much a disease of birds.

Those humans who have been infected have, without exception, worked closely with birds, and cases of human-to-human transmission are extremely rare - there is no suggestion that H5N1 has gained the ability to pass easily from person to person.

I'm not sure it's an apt comparison.

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky

by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:53:03 PM EST
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Of course all it takes is H5N1 to recombine with H1N1 and it's Stephen King time.

What other kinds of flu are there? Bear flu? Platypus flu? Hippo flu? Capybara flu?

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:24:45 PM EST
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ThatBritGuy:
Bear flu?
Must.Resist.Temptation.To.Post.Bear.Cavalry.Pic

By the way, is Bear Flu kosher?

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:30:54 PM EST
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Probably depends on the bear.

I suppose it would be an apt irony if the US were laid low by its own pork.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:32:43 PM EST
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Don't know if that's suppose to be a joke but a med guy on television just said that you can't get the flu from pork products.

Now where's the fun in that! - Megatron
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:48:54 PM EST
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That's a frequently asked question.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:50:47 PM EST
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Among others...



The fact is that what we're experiencing right now is a top-down disaster. -Paul Krugman

by dvx (dvx.clt ät gmail dotcom) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:05:50 PM EST
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You would have to pry American's bacon from their cold dead hands.  

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky
by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:57:43 PM EST
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Ouch.  Apostrophe fail.


"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky
by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 01:59:26 PM EST
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You and that damned picture. :)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 08:52:16 PM EST
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Caribou Flu (CariFlu?).  You betcha. (wink)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:08:14 PM EST
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Wonderful - a public health emergency that can be resolved by shooting things from helicopters.

The fact is that what we're experiencing right now is a top-down disaster. -Paul Krugman
by dvx (dvx.clt ät gmail dotcom) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:35:20 PM EST
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Isn't that the plan for Afghanistan too?
by Magnifico on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:58:23 PM EST
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If I contract swine flu, will I turn into a bigger pig than I am already?  (Wait for it)

Now where's the fun in that! - Megatron
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:00:04 PM EST
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First we had avian flu, now we have swine flu. Does that mean pigs fly?

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:19:15 PM EST
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Swine flu is an airborne virus.  doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo...

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky
by poemless on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 12:20:32 PM EST
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No, but if human beings are contracting swine flu, it's becoming increasingly obvious that Animal Farm was not written as an allegory...

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 03:46:01 PM EST
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NY Times: Europe Urges Citizens to Avoid U.S. and Mexico Travel

Earlier on Monday, the European Union's health commissioner on urged Europeans to avoid traveling to the United States or Mexico if doing so was not essential.

The warning came as health officials in Spain confirmed that a man hospitalized in eastern Spain had tested positive for swine flu, becoming what appeared to be Europe's first case of the disease. Health authorities were also testing 17 other suspected cases across Spain, a major hub for travel between Mexico and Europe.

Britain and other European Union nations had already issued travel advisories for those traveling to Mexico, but the European Union's health commissioner went a step further on Monday in urging Europeans to avoid nonessential trips. Europeans, she told reporters in Luxembourg, "should avoid traveling to Mexico or the United States of America unless it is very urgent for them."

The fear that outbreaks of the flu might severely curtail travel was enough to unnerve markets in Europe and Asia, sending stocks tumbling, particularly shares of airlines and other companies in the travel industry.

by Magnifico on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:06:46 PM EST
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Oh, good grief !!!

I've returned from a fun weekend to find even sensible newspapers all but screaming "We're all gonna die !!". Just watched the TV news and the reporter was positively salivating at the prospect of reporting on the death, disease, famine etc to come. Genuinely disgusting.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:12:22 PM EST
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So far the whole thing reads like what I imagine to be Lou Dobbs's idea of a porn novel: a deadly disease that only kills Mexicans spreads throughout North America.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:17:24 PM EST
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And we're not all going to die.  I hear Madagascar has shut its borders....

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 27th, 2009 at 02:18:24 PM EST
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