He calls you aside to look at starlet mags to tell you how many of them he's laid. The guy has seen more ass than a toilet seat.
Chirac said that?!? LOL LOL
In remarks to a fellow guest, cited by l'Express magazine, Mr Chirac allegedly said he had been unsettled by the "rather strange guy". While showing him the bathroom, Mr Berlusconi pointed to the bidet, and is reported to have exclaimed: "You have no idea how many pairs of buttocks that bidet has welcomed."But even he was unsettled by the numerous magazines featuring naked women that were said to have been strewn around the villa. "I leafed through one; it was rather unseemly," Mr Chirac reportedly said."And then I asked him why he left all these magazines lying around." Pointing to the pictures, Mr Berlusconi's alleged response, which he rammed home by miming the action, was: "I've had this one here; that one too..."
While showing him the bathroom, Mr Berlusconi pointed to the bidet, and is reported to have exclaimed: "You have no idea how many pairs of buttocks that bidet has welcomed."
But even he was unsettled by the numerous magazines featuring naked women that were said to have been strewn around the villa. "I leafed through one; it was rather unseemly," Mr Chirac reportedly said.
"And then I asked him why he left all these magazines lying around." Pointing to the pictures, Mr Berlusconi's alleged response, which he rammed home by miming the action, was: "I've had this one here; that one too..."
Though not in the Burlesquoni manner.
Chirac liked to get away to mix with conservative peasant stock types with whom he would eat traditional plates based on lesser known animal parts.
given that Chirac was not really 'shy' on this issue, it must have taken quite a stud to impress him... In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
The more I know, the more I wish I didn't know anything.
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed.
I'll go with that. keep to the Fen Causeway
you have just described the bone-deep weariness of many italians, contemplating the present clusterfuck. ~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~
