The office I'm in now is the only room on the second floor that didn't have to have the ceiling replaced. (Water doesn't do a bit o' good to lath and plaster.) That meant tearing down the old ceiling and replacing with sheetrock. By myself. Fun, but of the mild sort.
Lessee: Newt, McCain, Dole, Rudy.... Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin