'Over to you with my aggressively incoherent backhand!' [fumble, fumble] 'No, over to you with a wild shot which takes out a ballgirl!' [pitiful pratfall] 'Back atcha!' [serious self-inflicted eye injury with an angry Argentinian carp] 'Whuuu...!' [catastrophic collision with a soft toy vending machine]
Repeat until no one cares any more.
that last speech of obama's he had enough eyeliner, mascara and lavender-hued eyeshadow on to give zsa zsa gabor a fit of envy.
it gave a bit of an some-girls edge to the grave, lofty peptalk, more saturnalia than saturnine.
i guess maybe he always used it, but not laid on with a trowel like now.
greasepaint is, er, un-statesmanlike, (unless you're dario fo...!) ~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~