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Reuters: Would you pledge your soul as loan collateral?

RIGA (Reuters) - Ready to give your soul for a loan in these difficult economic times? In Latvia, where the crisis has raged more than in the rest of the European Union, you can.

Such a deal is being offered by the Kontora loan company, whose public face is Viktor Mirosiichenko, 34.

Clients have to sign a contract, with the words "Agreement" in bold letters at the top. The client agrees to the collateral, "that is, my immortal soul."

Mirosiichenko said his company would not employ debt collectors to get its money back if people refused to repay, and promised no physical violence. Signatories only have to give their first name and do not show any documents.

"If they don't give it back, what can you do? They won't have a soul, that's all," he told Reuters in a basement office, with one desk, a computer and three chairs.

by Sassafras on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 02:33:31 PM EST
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Is he the Devil?

A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds; a man of deeds and not of words is like a garden full of turds — Anonymous
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 02:34:58 PM EST
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That is awesome.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 04:22:06 PM EST
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In spite of being an atheist since age 8, this sends shivers down my spine.

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.
by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 06:24:03 PM EST
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perhaps it's because you're an atheist that it sends shivers down your spine?

:)

i think it's the russian sense of droll. the religions have been doing the same scam since god was young.

next we'll have lucifer offering loans for solar panels on yer roof...

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 06:36:00 PM EST
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I thought they were Latvians.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 06:40:23 PM EST
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These things are easy to get around. From Nestroy's Höllenangst.
PFRIM. Nix leichter, als das. Auf Zehn Jahr' schließt er
meistens seine Contract', da machen wir das Ding so.
Neun Jahr leben wir recht flott und fidel und in Zehnten
Jahr geh'n wir auf Rom, nacher is der Teufel erst noch
der G'foppte.
Rough paraphrase: these contracts are usually for 10 years. We have fun for the first nine, then on the tenth we go on a pilgrimage to Rome and fool the Devil.
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Mon Jul 6th, 2009 at 06:35:44 PM EST
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Isn't the usual get-out that the soul belongs to god and therefore can't be sold?

But I suppose it could be borrowed indefinitely.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Tue Jul 7th, 2009 at 04:25:57 AM EST
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