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We need to make a deal.

The Terrorists are allowed to hijack planes and crash them into cities if we get to choose where they crash.  

They get to claim Victory!

We have lots of cities with lots of places where crashing a jet would be a major civic improvement.

It's a Win/Win.

[Thinking inside the Bonk, I is, I is.]

by ATinNM on Sun Jan 24th, 2010 at 01:02:32 AM EST
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We can improve on that.

The terrorists can tip off the news channels where it's going to happen - after running a secret auction for the rights - and the event can be televised live.

I think sponsorship could be arranged for such an event - could even be the beginning of a franchise.....calling Simon Cowell.

"Any economic unit can emit money. The serious problem is to get it accepted" Hyman Minsky

by ChrisCook (cojockathotmaildotcom) on Sun Jan 24th, 2010 at 06:13:10 AM EST
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Shit, they'd probably subsidize it in East St Louis.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Sun Jan 24th, 2010 at 09:15:13 AM EST
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