It seems millions of people can relate to the old bluesman's dilemma of wondering where you put your shoes, likely after a night of debauchery, often with somebody else's wife.  I have never, no matter how over the edge, had to look for my shoes, not ever.

There were some occasions when i wondered where i'd put the bed.

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin