In the land of the Bumbley Boo
You can buy Lemon pie at the zoo;
They give away foxes
In little Pink Boxes
And Bottles of Dandylion Stew.

Here, in the Britain the Tories claim is in the  grip of a wave of violent crime, in a city of 160,000 people, elements of this story made it to the front page of the local newspaper.

CONCERN is growing for the welfare of five baby tarantulas contained in a parcel stuck in the huge backlog of mail at a Royal Mail sorting office.
The tiny spiders, which grow to become very large and hairy, are a gift which was due to be delivered to the Stead family yesterday.

But following a power cut, the exotic package joined the thousands of items of unprocessed mail at the Royal Mail centre in Papyrus Road, Werrington, Peterborough.

May we have many more news days as slow...

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