Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
She's been pretty hilarious. We've had about a bajillion robins flying around and landing on trees at random, so she's been at the window doing that thing cats do when they're chirping and having something approaching a mild seizure due to the excitement of prey so close up. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
